Thursday, December 6, 2018

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957) Review Dir. Frank Tashlin

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)
Dir. Frank Tashlin
9.5/10

I initially went in to this filmexpecting a minor, mindless comedy that would be good for a few laughs, but it ended up being one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. There are very few films that have made me laugh as hard and as frequently as Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter (1957). 


A Biting satire on everything ranging from advertising and celebrity idolatry, to very rational the fear of television replacing film. Not only is it hilarious and well written, but the intro was a fantastic parody of the commercials of the time period, definitely a precursor to the fake ads that would later be popularized by SNL and SCTV. 


There was also a scene that I’m 90% sure Richard Lester “borrowed” in a hard days night for it’s iconic opening scene. Frank Tashlin is an underrated master of comedy, also being the main director behind the amazing Martin and Lewis film and tons of Looney Tunes shorts.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Interiors (1978) Film Review by Eli Tecktiel

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Woody Allen's 1978 film Interiors is a very good film and as always with Allen, the dialogue is the best part. I didn’t connect with the characters as much as you’re generally supposed to with this type of film. Occasionally, it failed to really focus on any of the 4 main characters, instead it drifted back and forth between them. Many films have succeeded with balancing the story lines of multiple main characters, but this is not the case with Interiors. Although it could be argued that Geraldine Page is the central figure in the film, she isn't seen very often and we don't ever find out enough about her. 

Additionally, it is heavily influenced by Ingmar Bergman. I often had trouble finding Woody Allen’s own style within this film, he seemed more focused on emulating Bergman. His influence is obvious in everything from the story to the cinematography and you can certainly tell how highly Allen regards him. Of course when one great film maker emulates another, it will most likely turn out to be a well made film, just slightly unoriginal. However, it lacks many key elements of Woody’s own personal style that I really wish he hadn’t sacrificed for this film. My guess would be that after spending the last decade doing straight comedies, he wanted to prove to his critics that he could handle a 100% humorless film, and to that extent, he succeeded. He later references this quite a few times in another great film of his, stardust memories, when fans and critics alike insist on mentioning that they preferred the “funny” films. I think Interiors can definitely be considered a precursor to one of Allen’s best films, Hannah and Her Sisters. So far I’ve seen 25 woody Allen films, and Interiors is currently my #10.

4/5

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Elevator to the Gallows Film Review by Eli Tecktiel

Although film noir is considered to be an American movement, Louis Malle's debut feature, Elevator to the Gallows, is just as authentically noir as Double Indemnity or Out of the Past.  At first glance, the plot looks painfully familiar: a seductive femme fatale (Jeanne Moreau) convinces her lover to murder her husband. Everything that happens after this point, however, is completely original. Set to a fantastic original score by Miles Davis, the film never fails to create an atmosphere that is visually satisfying, yet so discomforting. 

Given the fact that this was Malle's first film, it isn't perfect. However, it doesn't try to be. Elevator to the Gallows is one of the most unpretentious art films I've seen. The intricacy of the situations in the film are purely entertaining. 

Yes, it's somewhat of an homage to American noir, but Malle's own innovation's to the style should be acknowledged. The two simultaneous story-lines and the way the intersect is not something that you'd see in your average low-budget film noir. In Elevator, Malle demonstrates an excellent knowledge and understanding of American cinema. Additionally, he shows potential as an extroidinarily talented storyteller, something he would further prove with his later films such as Atlantic City and Murmur of the Heart

The entire film revolves around two separate relationships. Every action that a character makes is due to the great pressures of the relationship they are in. None of the main characters ever act alone; they are constantly taking risks and breaking the law, not for themselves, but because of a devotion to something that vaguely resembles love. 

By the end of the film, all four characters have made severe mistakes. Throughout the film, the viewer assumes that only one person will suffer the consequences, and the rest of the characters will simply go on with their lives. Soon enough, however, it becomes clear that the past catches up with everyone, eventually.

5/5

Saturday, October 7, 2017

An Interview with the Quintessential Punk, Henry Rollins (by Eli Tecktiel)


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**This interview was conducted on December 14, 2016. It has not been edited for length or content.**

When most people hear the word “punk,” they most likely think of bands like The Ramones, The Clash, or Sex Pistols. They might think of punk rock as a bygone era, as a thing of the past. However, when a dedicated, die-hard fan of the genre hears the term, they will most likely think of Henry Rollins. Rollins, who rose to prominence as the vocalist from the influential group Black Flag, is the definition of the word punk. When I scheduled my interview with him, I wasn’t sure what to expect. Would he be different from his onstage persona? But after the interview, I was sure of one thing. Henry Rollins is authentic as it gets. His infamous no-bullshit, straight forward personality helped make him one of the most iconic figures in the punk community. Although the publishing of this interview is months past the date it was conducted, I chose not to edit the discussion of current events; everything he said still rings true for many people today.

----AN INTERVIEW WITH HENRY ROLLINS (by Eli Tecktiel)----

To begin with, what are your thoughts on the current [2016] presidential election?
========= I think that to a certain degree, both parties are out of touch with the electorate. As far as the Electoral College is concerned, the people spoke loudly for president-elect Trump. The popular vote says something quite different. What his supporters will have a hard time admitting is that his plans might be very hard on them. Hopefully, Congress will neutralize some of his more crass/dangerous exploits. It’s a very interesting time to be in USA.


You are a well-known supporter for gay rights. How do you feel about the current state of rights for the LGBT community in America? What are you happy with? What do you think needs to improve?
======= I think things won’t be good until someone who is LGBT isn’t being put upon by someone else. It is utterly repellent what some people have been subjected to for no good reason. I am hoping that homophobia is a generational thing and in the future, people will not be so awful. I think things have gotten better but when marriage equality has to go all the way to the Supreme Court, that’s a problem.


Moving on to your music, how did you first get into the punk scene?
========= A guy I knew loaned me some records. Ramones, Clash, Sex Pistols. I heard them and pretty much stopped listening to all the other music I had and went for the Punk music. It seemed to be made for me. My attraction to it was immediate. It still works for me to this day.


What kinds of music did you listen to growing up? Do you think that it had any influence on your own music?
========= My mother turned me onto a lot of good music. Classical, Jazz, Rock, show tunes, etc. I was well rounded as a listener. On my own, I bought hard rock records for the guitars, which I always thought were too tame. I used to see bands like Led Zeppelin, Ted Nugent, Aerosmith. It was good but not as good as going to a smaller venue and getting right up close. I really don’t know what influence any of it had on me. I think the biggest influence me was probably the Bad Brains and Black Flag. They were both very intense and interacted very closely with the audience. I was a fan of Black Flag before I was in the band. They were part terrifying and inspirational at the same time.

After you left the band in the 80s, Black Flag recorded an album in 2013 called "What The...," which you were not involved with. What are your thoughts on this album?
========== The band broke up in 1986 when Greg Ginn called me and told me “I quit.” I asked him how he could quit his own band. He didn’t say anything. I didn’t think it was my band to keep the name and go on, so I started my own band. I heard a few songs of the record he put out a few years ago and thought it sounded pretty weak.


Which Black Flag album are you proudest of?
========= I am not the prideful type. I have worked the same way on any record I have ever done—I give it everything I have. That’s all I know how to do it. When it’s done, I look to make the next one. I am not interested in listening to anything I have ever done beyond mixing and mastering it. As soon as it’s at the pressing plant, I am onto the next thing. I keep away from things like pride and satisfaction.


How did you get started with performing spoken word? Do you enjoy it more than making music?
======== I started doing talking shows in 1983. I was asked to talk for ten minutes, as part of a large group of people who all got ten minutes. From there, a lot of shows came and within a few years, I was doing them all over the world. I like being in a band for the most part but I would rather be alone onstage. It’s harder and I like not having to wait or compromise because someone up there isn’t going for it as hard as I am. I could never be in a band again. I don’t have time for all the drama.


What made you decide to start your own record label, 2.13.61?
========== There were bands I thought should have their music out. I brought them to labels but they weren’t interested, so I did it myself. That’s what you do when you are in the independent music world, you get an idea and you get to work. It’s better than waiting but obviously comes with a lot of risk.


How was Rollins Band formed?
========== I called a guy I grew up with to see if he wanted to play in a band with me. He said yes. I called the bass player and drummer of the opening band on the last Black Flag tour and asked if they were available to be in a band with a guitar player they had never met. They said they would give it a try. We got together in April 1987 and were on the road by May of that year, I think. First album was recorded in October of that year.


Do you intend to record with them again? What about Black Flag?
========== I am not interested in repeating the past. The Black Flag guys didn’t plan their lives very well and have to go out every summer and play those old songs to make money. Funny to think of them, in their 60’s wheezing through those songs. Sad. I would rather go forward and see what happens up the road.


You co-starred with Charlie Sheen in the 1994 film The Chase. What was it like working with Sheen?
========= He was very professional and prepared. He was friendly to me. I didn’t talk to him but for a few times. After the film was done, I never saw him again. I think we travel in different parts of the world.


In addition to that, you played Hugh Benny in 1995's Heat. What was it like to work with legendary actors such as Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, and Jon Voight. 
============= I had scenes with Pacino. He could not have been nicer to me. He was very friendly and funny. Of all those people, he was the only one I met. My part was small and we were told not to talk to anyone, etc., so I just did my work as best I could and stayed out of the way.


Many artists aren't happy with the amount of money they making from streaming services like Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube. What are your views on the subject? Would you prefer fans to buy physical copies of your albums?
======= Honestly, I don’t care. I never ask how much money I make or have, what I’m getting paid from record companies. It’s not anything I pay attention to. The accountants and attorneys do all that. I am told that a lot of money from all that comes in every year, so something must be going right. I guess it would be good if people bought my records instead of just downloading them. I buy records all the time and have no interest in taking anything free but that’s me. I realize that people see music, royalties and all that differently than someone in a band might. I am not interested in hunting down some kid somewhere and asking for my sixty cents.


Do you have a vinyl or CD collection of your own?
========== My record collection takes up a three car garage. I have been collecting record since I was in high school. I buy one to three records a day, so there is always something coming in. I have been on the road for the last several weeks and here at the office, there are about 100+ unopened mailers of records. My building has six stereo systems, so almost any are you’re in, you can listen.


What was the first record you ever bought? Do you still have it?
=========== I think the first record was a really bad sounding Parlaphone pressing of Sgt. Pepper by the Beatles. I think that was it. I had a paper route when I was young and made a little money. If it wasn’t the Beatles record, it would a double cassette of Grand Funk’s live album, which I bought because I thought it looked cool but didn’t really like it when I got it to my room and played it. I don’t have any of the records I had when I was in high school. I got rid of them when I saw the Clash in 1979.



To close out the interview, what do you hope to be remembered for 50 years from now?
========= Honestly, I don’t care. I am not doing things to be remembered. That’s a whole other agenda. I am doing things now and will continue to until I am dead. If all my stuff were to be tossed after I’m gone, perhaps it’s for the best, to make room for what will happen next

Sunday, September 18, 2016

An Interview With Seinfeld Writer Peter Mehlman (by Eli Tecktiel)

The Sponge. The Yada Yada. The Hamptons. The Chinese Woman. Peter Mehlman is responsible for some of Seinfeld's most memorable episodes. Last week I had the opportunity to interview him.

                                         (Photo: Dana Patrick)

What influenced your career in comedy during your childhood and teenage years?

I would say mostly Woody Allen movies. Yeah he was one of my favorites. I would see all his movies as soon as they came out and a little bit Mel Brooks too, but mostly Woody Allen. Also, there was a TV show called Get Smart that I really liked. I was probably like in fourth grade when that came out, but I still find it funny even now.

Who were your favorite stand-up comedians and writers when you were growing up?

Back then, these stand-up comics and writers of comedy didn’t really influence me because I wanted to be a journalist. My main inspiration was basically reading the New York Times every day.

Since you started out as a journalist, what was the first TV episode that you ever wrote?

Well I worked on a sports journalism show called Sportsbeat with Howard Cosell, who was in the 70s and 80s he was the most famous announcer in the world and so I got to work on his show when my- you know, I was about 25. It was the first time I’d worked in TV so before that I was writing for the Washington Post just kind of straight newspaper reporting.

How did you first become involved with Seinfeld?

By accident really. In the 80s I had a few mutual friends with Larry David. I met him like two times, and then I just decided I wanted a little life-change so I moved to Los Angeles and I was still just basically being a freelance journalist. You know, writing articles for magazines. I’d write some humor pieces and some straight journalism and then one day I was out here about a year and I bumped into Larry on the street and he said to me “You know I’m writing, I’m doing this little TV show with Jerry Seinfeld, maybe you could write a script for us.” And I guess he assumed that just because I was a write I had written scripts, but I didn’t. But I thought it was like a good idea. At that time they had actually shot maybe four episodes so I got to see the first four that they shot. And that’s when I got a little nervous because I thought they were so good and I suddenly realized “Oh my god this is something I would really like to do.” But it was very different from anything I’d done. But, you know, I got a chance to write a script and it worked out well so they hired me. I gotta tell you Eli, there’s a lot of luck involved.


 Out of all the episodes you wrote for the show, which are you proudest of?


I’m kind of proudest of… I’d say it’s a tie between “The Implant” with Terri Hatcher because I think I did my best work on that one. I like the way the show came together. On that one I just had four or five funny scenes in my head that really had nothing to do with each other and I found a way of tying them all together. So, you know, I was really excited. Of course it never worked for me again that way. Like I said again, a lot of it is luck. You never know how a good episode is gonna come about. Another one I really like is “The Yada Yada” just because even though it was I think in season 8, it felt like an episode from maybe Season 4, because it wasn’t like a big production, there wasn’t a Puerto Rican day parade in it. When we did episodes that were very complicated we would not be able to shoot them in front of an audience and I always wanted to do shows that were shot in front of an audience because then I knew that it was kind of more simple like just kind of more like what the show was about. The show was all about little slices of life and whenever we had to shoot off the set, and things like that, I never liked those episodes so much. Like, I always say something like “The Puerto Rican Day Parade,” I really-I don’t like episodes like that. To me the best thing about the show is basically Jerry and George sitting in a coffee shop talking.

Apart from Seinfeld, you’ve also written an episode of the show Wings. How did you end up doing just one episode of that?

I wrote an article and I got contacted by an agent and this was even before I was really interested in being in TV. And I got an agent and the agent was tied into the show Wings and they asked me if I wanted to come in and pitch ideas for the show, which I had never done but, you know, I watched the show and I really didn’t like it that much to tell you the truth. But I thought it would be a good experience so I went in and they bought my idea right away, and so I did kind of write a script for it, but almost nothing of what I wrote wound up in there, and I didn’t really know what I was doing at that time. It was like when Seinfeld came along, that’s what really turned me over to TV, to sitcom writing. I had done this one other thing and I almost blank it out of my mind.

Did you base anything you wrote on Seinfeld on your real life?

A lot of them, like one tiny bit of it, would be real-would be based on my life, and then the rest of it never really happened. “The Chinese Woman,” I actually was going to meet an editor once when I lived in New York, and her name was Janet Chan and, for some reason I had it in my head that I was meeting a Chinese woman, and I went to meet her for lunch, and this little, normal, white, Jewish woman comes over to me and says “Hi Peter!” and I said, I looked at her like “Who are you?” and she goes “It’s me, Janet Chan!” and I almost, I said to myself “What do you mean?” and you know I didn’t say that, but I thought it and we put that in the script. But all the other stuff where she actually acts Chinese and everything didn’t really happen. So a lot of the times you would take like the beginning point and the just make a story out of it. If you have just one funny point, you can blow it up and make a story out of it. Larry tended to have experiences where he could almost use the entire story, I mean lot of Larry’s most famous episodes were things that really happened and two or three beats of the story actually happened. Very little of it was me. I wrote that episode “The Smelly Car,” and I did have a friend who went to a restaurant and the valet had bad B.O. and he couldn’t get it out of his car. And I thought that was a great idea, but nothing else that happened to my friend actually happened in the script. So, that’s usually how it worked out. One little tiny bit of it, and then I would just blow it up.

What do you think about the final episode?

I think that there was so much anticipation that it would’ve been impossible to live up to it. I like the episode more than most people do. And I certainly liked it at the time more than most people did. I think the only thing that bothers me now that makes me understand what people thought was that watching this guy get robbed and mugged and just sitting and making jokes about it, I think that was like a little worse than anything the characters had done before. You know, it wasn’t kind of typical of the bad things that they did. I think that it was just a little more blatant. So, you know, I agree with them there, but I don’t think the episode was as bad as some people think it was, I don’t know. I think it was great that all the characters came back.

Do you think a reunion will ever happen?

Oh I don’t see it happening to tell you the truth, I mean maybe it will, but somehow I doubt it. Everybody kind of moves on. That was a big thing but everybody kind of takes off in different directions and goes down on their own lives. So, I don’t know, I guess it could happen, but I really don’t see it.

So if you were asked to write a reunion episode would you turn it down?

(Laughs) It depends on who asks. I mean, if Jerry asked, I would say yes. If somebody from NBC asked, I’d probably say no. I would definitely say no.

I noticed that on many episodes of Seinfeld you’re credited as a program consultant. What does that mean?

Every time you see my name on the show, other than written by, those are all basically different titles for the same job. You know, story consultant or co-producer or supervising producer, it was all the same job basically, it was just a higher title and more money. But, my job was purely to write.

You’re also credited as a creative consultant on the 2005 children’s movie Madagascar. How did you get that job? Do you plan to work on kid’s movies again?

After Seinfeld, I was under contract to DreamWorks to develop TV shows, and I liked the company so much that I said to the head of the company, Jeffery Katzenberg, if I can help out on anything else I’d be happy to, and he told me later about Madagascar, and so I helped out on it. I did a lot of rewriting on it for a few years, because especially back then, animated movies took a long, long time to get done. So, I actually put a lot of time and effort into that movie. And the giraffe was named after me, so… I don’t think I would do any more animation just because it’s not usually the way I think and that one was kind of an exception just because I happened to be working at DreamWorks, and they obviously made a lot of animated movies. They did Antz, and Shrek, and all of those.

So a couple of years ago, you started a web-series titled “Peter Mehlman’s Narrow World of Sports,” can you tell me about the show and how it got started?

Yeah, the funny thing is people knew I had a sports background, and I met somebody from Comedy Central and I said that I’d really love to do a bunch of sports interviews and ask the kind of questions I want to ask because when I watch ESPN they never ask the questions I wanna ask. And there was a time where Tiger Woods was doing an appearance in New York for the video game, the PGA golf video game, and so Tiger was going to do a very limited amount of interviews. And he wanted to do it because it was a comedy thing. These guys they talk about golf and their normal stuff so much they get bored so, this was like an opportunity for them to have a little fun. So anyway, I did that and the Comedy Central producer wanted me to cut the interview to three minutes because they didn’t think that anybody would watch an interview for more than three minutes and so I refused. So, that gave me the idea of just doing a series of interviews just like the Tiger woods interview because I figured once I had Tiger Woods it could give me the ability to get a lot of other people. So when I started it, I knew the publicist for the LA Lakers and I asked him to ask Kobe and Kobe was like all in so Kobe was the first one I did as part of the series, my own “Peter Mehlman’s Narrow World of Sports.” And, I was working with a production company that is no longer really in existence and they had some kind of person who would reach out, like a casting person, so I got all these other athletes. You know once I got Kobe it was kind of like, “Oh Kobe did it? Sure I’ll do it.” So, that was like the most fun I could ever imagine having and to be working at the same time, it was just a blast.

That was fairly recent, but it has since ended. What are you working on now?

Well, since then I’ve written two books. I just started doing stand-up comedy like a year and a half ago.


Had you ever done that before?

No, I never did that before. There were a few years on Seinfeld where I was the only writer on the show who had never done stand-up. And so, I’ve been doing that, and that is just so much fun, and I have another pilot that agents are trying to sell and there’s some interest, I don’t know. But, I’m kind of big on writing full sentences now, so you know, I write a lot of essays, and like I said, I wrote a novel and I wrote a book of essays.  And I play basketball. That’s about it.

After you’re 1999 sitcom It’s Like, You Know was cancelled, you said you “wouldn’t work with ABC again if the future of Israel depended on it.” Since it’s been almost twenty years, would you consider going back if they picked up your pilot?

Definitely. I probably shouldn’t have said that but it seemed funny so I said it. (Laughs) But yeah, I would definitely go back and believe me, there’s not one person who was there then that’s still there. It turns over so much. The team who’s at FOX has been there for like six years, and that seems like forever. I’m not really as tuned into the politics anymore as I used to be. But, yeah, I would do it for anybody. You know, you get to the point where you really want to pay as little attention to the business aspect of it all and just pay attention to what you do. You know, my advice to all young sitcom writers is always “Do your job and stay away from show business. Just write and don’t get too involved in the other stuff, that’s what you have an agent for.”

So, to close out the interview, what advice would you give to young people who hope to become either a stand-up comedian or comedy writer when they grow up?


Well, I would definitely say watch tons of the really good comedy movies. I mean, like obviously that’s a matter of taste. For me, just those Woody Allen movies when I was young, but Airplane, is to me like the funniest movie ever made. And Police Squad and those guys, they all have a different way of going about comedy.  Some you’re gonna like and some you’re not gonna like. So I mean, the Judd Apatow movies don’t really do that much for me. I shouldn’t actually say that because he’s a really, really, really great guy, I should say they’re just not really my taste in comedy. But, I mean, you gotta determine for yourself what you really like. And kind of study it, what it is you like and what are your favorite jokes and what makes them so good. And what makes the story so good. Like, stand-up you really have to pick out the three or four stand-ups that you really love. Like, for me right now, you know Woody Allen did stand-up before he did movies and it was fantastic, you know, it was super creative. But you have to find the comedians you like, you know? For me, Steven Wright was great and I think Sarah Silverman is really, really funny. But, I think while you gotta keep open minded about all kind of comments, I think you gotta really stick to your guns as far as who you like and even if your friends are saying “He’s not funny,” just say “Well I think he’s funny and that’s all that matters.” And, it’s great to watch somebody like Jerry because he’s so professional and he’s so precise, and basically this is writing, and writing is the most important think. It’s really important to do good writing and learn how to be really concise because one word more than you need in a joke, basically ruins a joke. As Jerry used to say, “If it doesn’t add, it subtracts.” So, it’s tough but you just have to keep on writing and churning it out. And studying what it is you like about different writers and comedians because really all you’re doing is trying to be prepared for that day where you get lucky. Someday there will be a day when you get lucky and you wanna be ready for it. 

Friday, November 14, 2014

Venus and Mars by Wings (Paul McCartney) Album Review

The album starts off with the slow title track, “Venus and Mars.” The song is short but it soon bleeds into the upbeat “Rock Show,” which is about five and a half minutes, while the first track was only one. About half way into the “Rock Show”, there is a strange (yet strange is something normal for anyone who was in The Beatles) spoken part by McCartney. After this ends, the song goes back to a fast paced song, which also had a live Wings concert film of the same name. The song starts to fade out. The next track, “Love In Song” is a quiet ballad. Paul’s sorrowful song is simple yet powerful. Next, the song after this begins with someone in the studio coughing. Then, we hear a happy short piano solo. “You Gave Me The Answer” is a much more positive love song than its predecessor on the album. The track has a sort of old fashioned feel to it. “Magneto And Titanium” is oddly partially spoken, with electric piano in the background. The song, based on comic book characters, seems to be, well, about the characters. After this, we hear “Letting Go”, which begins with a guitar riff from ex- Moody Blues member Denny Laine. This instrumental part lasts for roughly the first forty seconds of the song. Overall, this appears to be a fairly boring, yet not horrible, song, though the occasional trumpet is heard. It is somewhat dull, though I have heard much worse from McCartney (Ob-la-di Ob-la-da). A final note on “Letting Go”, again, this is by no means a bad song, but it is just so long, even though it is only four minutes. I would give the first half of this album a 7.5/10. The album’s second half kicks off with a reprise of “Venus and Mars”, though weirdly enough, it’s longer than the original. This version features more vocals than the first. “Spirits Of Ancient Egypt” is the first, and only, song on the album with lead vocals by Denny Laine. For some part, this seems to be a very bluesy song, but at times it can be psychedelic. Up next is the only song on the album song by Jimmy McCulloch. “Medicine Jar” reminds me of Pink Floyd’s “Money” to some extent. “Call Me Back Again” like a few other songs on the album, has obvious blues roots, with some jazz, too. The next song is probably one of the most well known songs off of Venus And Mars. “Listen To What The Man Said” was the first single from the album. This fast paced, upbeat hit, again has various jazz instruments on it. The final song on the album (not including the instrumental “Crossroads Theme” which finishes up the album) is titled “Treat Her Gently - Lonely Old People.” This song features piano from the infamously multi-instrumental Paul McCartney. The second half of this album gets a 8/10, while the entire album of Venus and Mars would get a 7.5/10.